i hate my iPod

I hate my ipod.  had words with it from day 1.  (xmas day)  
firstly, I'm no techie -  gizmos and gadgets are not my friends, so the simpler the gadget  the happier I am.  Instructions that COME with the Ipod, would have been good, as would have the iTunes program.  I don't have broadband - downloading instructions/program just so I could figure out the basics took forever.  DON'T get me started on having to regularly upgrade (7 hours!!)
I couldnt get into certain (basically past home page)itunes areas because I couldn't register, I dont have a credit card.  COME ON!! I think I spent enough on the piece of crap ipod to justify itunes letting me on the website without me having to hand out creditcard details anyway!!
NOW all my music has been wiped, iTunes won't recognise my iPod and I am nearly bald in front from banging my head on the computer desk.
All I can do (other than abuse my ipod verbally) is give my unabridged, uncensored and wholly truthful accounts of my piece of  iPoo to anyone who cares to listen...  

it shows all of the podcasts in the songs menu, it wont let me manage recordings I made myself, it won't look at the library of songs I bought before repairing my compter. if I rename a song it does not rename the file. I t totally sucks and I am ready to sell or toss it and will disparage apple for all of the rest of my life. I spent $400 on the ipod and $50 on purchases. I will be sure to cost apple this amount and more in ill will. Total piece of crap

my ipod has frozen 3 years of music gone is i got a new laptop now not happy

syncing is the most retarded thing ever

My frekin iPod wont sync videos i buy so i like payed 35 dollars for nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!

my ipod touch wont let me sync anythign new w/o deleting everything else first and having to re-sync. AARGH I HATE IT!  

Me: "Ok, lets open up iTunes and sync my iPod."
iTunes: "Ok then. Just give me a sec..."

[5 minutes later]

iTunes: "Ok, lets do this thing."
Me: "Finally!"
iTunes: "Just as soon as I update."
Me: "..."

[5 minutes later]

Me: "Ok, so you're ready now, right?"
iTunes: "Fuck you man... I don't have to do SHIT!"
Me: "What the hell just happened!?"
iTunes: "Apple updated my douchebag.exe files."
Me: *Sigh* "Fine, whatever. Can you just put my music on my iPod?"
iTunes: "What iPod?"
Me: "The one in drive F..."
iTunes: "There's no iPod there."
Me: "Yes there is, hold on I'll reconnect it for you..."

iTunes: "I got nothing..."
Me: "...I hate you iTunes..."
iTunes: "Yeah, but what are you gonna do about it?"
Me: "Fuck this. I'm buying a Zune..."

[Fin]

my ipod has frozen completely. it wont even turn off or anything

I hate my ipod shuffle. I've had it two months and i think my second dock for it just stopped working (the first one didn't work from day one). My computer wont recognize it. I HATE IT, I HATE IT, I HATE IT!

Apparently ipods are only good for 14 months before they stop working...then the guy I talk to at Apple infers that it's my fault they can't help me because I didn't buy the extended warranty...screw those clowns.