i hate my ipod

im still waiting for my nuclear explosion app to download its on 3 percent and its been downloading for 8 years it estimated time to finish is 60000 years!!!!! i cant wait that long to blow up the entire world allah would not let me live that long please some one tell me how to dowlooad it faster and you will be promised a place in the great after life even if youre a fag or a jew or a chirstian or an athiest or tranny!

FUCK IPODS FUCK IPODS FUCK YOU  YOU PIECE OF SHIT I LOST YOU AND THEN STEPPED ON YOU WHILE I WAS LOOKING.

My Ipod raped my mom, killed my brother, and made me listen to six hours of Eddie Murphys album, without stop, then it castrated me and ran out of the house. BURN IN HELL, IPOD!

I hate my cloned iPod.

I hate my iPod touch with a passion.
The shuffle function does not really "shuffle" my music enough so the same songs pop up when I have 8 gigs of music.

I can't instant message someone on my meebo wireless messenger without the dodgy wireless capability knocking me offline in the middle of a conversation.
Also the auto correct feature on the keyboard often miscorrects and alters what I am actually trying to type.
The keyboard is SO tiny that I often just want to break my itouch in half.
The back of my iPod is made of that stupid cheap metal that scratches as soon as you lay a finger on it or even putting it in a protective case.

The safari browser often crashes. It is slow in loading times. Another annoying pet peeve is that the backspace button on the keyboard gets " virtually " stuck and deletes all my previous input.
There is no copy or paste and no flash player or downloading on the safari web browser.
The features of the iPod touch are useful but once used over and over again you just get tired of all the little annoyances in the way it functions. I often find that I want to throw it across the room.

I hate my ipod.  Sometimes it doesn't sync with my ilink cable, so I try the USB cable, it won't sync with it.  So I beat it on my desk for a while until it resets then I retry after charging the battery since the battery lasts as long as a 14 year old boy's erection in a Thai sex house.

Piece of shit itunes decides i should update my ipod touch to version 3.1 or some shit... takes an hour to download the fucking update and then when installing it theres a fucking error message... now my fucking 300$ piece of shit ipod wont work. god damn fucking company should go fuck themselves so far up thier ass they bleed out their fucking eye sockets.

I HATE my ipod touch, i just want a mini computer that plays music/games/videos and store files!!! FFS I cant ever use this piece of shit as an external hard drive, it prompts me to use itunes the mother of all fucktarded programs i dont need! Why cant i just drag my files to the ipod in the "my computer" window?! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
I want a good mediaplayer/ecternal harddrive not this steaming corpse of shit called ipod. Never again will i buy anything from apple! Their freaking company name is a fruit and their policy is to dont care about customers and shit all over us while taking our money!

Boohoo "I HATE MY IPOD" Well go and by a Zune then!

Really?  Are you all taking the pi$$? If you don't like it, why not spend less time moaning and go and do something constructive such as hit it with a hammer or buy a Zune.

Nah if you did that you really would be taking the pi$$

I hate your iPods too! Boy, you cannot even begin to fathom how I hate them. As a matter of fact I hate them so much that I want to take a sledgehammer to them. So please, do yourselves and me a favor and send them asap to:

Photis Xylouris
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71409 Iraklio, Crete
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