i hate my iPod

Dear ipod;

        I'm taking the time to write you this letter in hopes you will comply with this one simple request, QUITE COCK-BLOCKING me!

       No matter where i am, you are ready to thwart my attempt to meet new people. You, with your smudged veneer and beady little ear-buds... I see a cute redhead on the bus - Bam! There you are pumping Rihanna into her ears. See a hot brunette in the cafe - Bam!. Shes off in her own world, listening to Taylor Swift. And you've had the balls to invade the gym! How am i supposed to get any if you're making it impossible to start a conversation?

      Oh, i know you and your little friends think you're the center of the universe - you come out of your box all white, skinny and futuristic. You think you're hot shit, but let me tell you something, that shine wont last. No pretty soon a big black thumb print is going to develop on your face and it will never come off. then your owner is going to start looking around at new ipods. and decide that you're  to bulky to schlep around anymore, and then you'll wish you had an all - someone to dissuade them from replacing you. Someone to say, sure we don't know you want a new ipod, but do you really need one? I could be your ally, but I don't know your owner- I never got an opportunity to talk to her, because you were hogging her head for the whole damn train ride home!

     So enjoy shuffling thought those same old tired playlists while you can, because your days are numbered.

     I hate all that you represent.

Say What you want, but nothing, and I mean NOTHING can touch a Zune when it comes to holding a door open....

i hate my ipod.  i bought it in 2005 and it worked for a year.  now the batteries are dead and computers wont revognize it because i downloaded itunes on too many computers.  i lost music that i paid for because of the stupid thing, and it always seems to turn off right when i think it is working again.  i hate it.  and i also hate that when you call apple for help, you have to pay 60 bucks a year to even receive customer service.  what a rip off.

I hate my iPod! Every 3 days it decides to delete everything i've stored on it.

i cannot believe what a piece of shit ipod nano is. i deleted music from itunes to free disk space on my pc and guess what, when i wanted to put new music in ipod, it deleted everything else because it synchronize it with itunes library!!! who the fuck came with such a stupid idea. and of course you cannot put music back from your ipod to itunes.
i never thought that i will hate a thing so much. and i hate all the people who made ipod software!! die!!!

i fucking hate ipod and im so glad this website fucking exists.

i swear.
the human race are nothing but media slaves. my friends iphone breaks. you know what that means. that means your down $500. why? because your NOT going to use any other phone after owning an iphone. thats how it works.

and now my ipod nano..... man fuck it.. im over it. fuck you apple. and your computers fucking suck. they are more overpriced then alienwares are. apple computers are for trendy fucking idiots

I hate my ipod cause WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?!? ARGHH!!! I WENT TO SLEEP LISTENinG TO IT AND NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO?!?  I have the headphones. seriously where the FUCK is my ipod!?!?

My fuckin IPOD wont transfer songs to the computer this shit sucks....my girl bought us both one and they both suck ass......FUCK APPLE AND ANY THING TO DO WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKIN SCAM ARTIST

I just threw mine out of the door for being a useless, pointless piece of crap. I fucking hate it hate it hate it. DO NOT tell me it is easy to use, it is fucking not. If it was easy to use i would be sitting in the sunshine enjoying listening to my favourite music, instead I am sitting here incandescent with rage and wanting to rip the eyeballs out of the smug bastards who are happily listening to their iPods and telling me it is simple to use. TWATS.

I HATE THE GOD DAMN THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COZ MINE IS A NANO IT IS SMALL AND EASY TO LOSE WHICH IS THE SITUATION IM IN RIGHT NOWWW!!!!!!! IPOD, WHERE EVER U R, I JUST WANNA LET U NO HOW MUCH I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!