i hate my iPod

Somebody mistook my iPod for WMD.......

It ruined my life!

IPODS SUCK!!! ALL MINE DOES IS FREEZE WHILE IM JACKING OFF TO PORN!!!! FUCK YOU APPLE!!!!!!

i typed in "my ipod is a piece of shit" into google and got this site. needless to say, my ipod is a piece of shit. fuck ipod. fuck apple. seriously. they are made to break. why? why cant it just fucking work. and you would think that theyd fix the bugs since theyre on their..what...10th "generation" ipods? bullshit. honestly. what the fuck?

Oh IPOD    
Oh IPOD

Where can thy be?
You are so small
And I will not buy you
again
If you do not show tonight

Oh IPOD
Oh IPOD

I Do miss you so
YOur musical style
keeping me with smiles
as I work away the
paper day

I will not
but you again
If you do not show.

Oh IPod
My IPOD

I hate these stupid playlists. They are created for idiots who cannot think for themselves.
I have the whole shit. You simple cannot export your whole itunes library to a new harddrive, becase Apple think they still own the songs you purchased.
I have stopped buying songs from Itunes. Who needs another shitty mp3 format anyhow. The artists get 1 cent for each song I buy..

DONT HATE THE IPOD - JUST CHOOSE TO BE DIFFERENT.
Ask technically savvy people and they will give you 10 easy substitues for the almighty IPOD.  Steve Jobs with his multi zillion dollars in marketing has brainwashed the world into thinking they are the best.  Well THEY ARE THE BEST LOOKING-  BUT FAR FROM MOST FUNCTIONAL.  And ITUNES will have to eventually change their model because Rhapsody's subscription model is better.  YOU DON'T NEED TO OWN MUSIC THESE DAYS.  Why pay .99 per song and be limited to the depth of your pockets?  If you really love music then go subscription per month and you will have access to every song in the world -- my single Rhapsody account feeds my Sansa player, my wifes, my kids, my laptop, my home desktop, my TIVO, and soon my Verizon Wireless cellphone.   IF YOU NEED TO "LOOK" COOL THEN YOU BUY INTO THE FASHION STATEMENT THAT IS IPOD.  BUT IF YOU LOVE YOUR MUSIC YOU WILL SET YOURSELF FREE.

I must be the dumbest fucker on earth. I've just recently bought my THIRD ipod in the past 3 fucking years. That's right - one a year. BECAUSE THEY KEEP FUCKING UP. The first one's memory became corrupted due to a power surge. Fine - I have crap luck, I thought, just update and get a new one. The second ipod decided it would decide what I'd listen to and when, as if it had developed it's own taste in music and had decided that mine wasn't good enough. Then on top of that it somehow lost it's ability to play in stereo and would only play out of one earphone or speaker. As usual the guys at Apple repairs were incredibly helpful.... to Apple sales.
And lucky number three is no exception - yet another pissy excuse for an mp3. And since buying the new ipod my itunes has become an absolute prick to use. Long start ups, constant freezing and refusing to acknowledge said ipod.
Steve Jobs, Apple and their affiliates and all apple cult worshippers can collectively shove a rusty chainsaw up their arses, you pack of greedy, pretentious, crap producing/worshipping cunts. I hate you all.

Dear ipod;

        I'm taking the time to write you this letter in hopes you will comply with this one simple request, QUITE COCK-BLOCKING me!

       No matter where i am, you are ready to thwart my attempt to meet new people. You, with your smudged veneer and beady little ear-buds... I see a cute redhead on the bus - Bam! There you are pumping Rihanna into her ears. See a hot brunette in the cafe - Bam!. Shes off in her own world, listening to Taylor Swift. And you've had the balls to invade the gym! How am i supposed to get any if you're making it impossible to start a conversation?

      Oh, i know you and your little friends think you're the center of the universe - you come out of your box all white, skinny and futuristic. You think you're hot shit, but let me tell you something, that shine wont last. No pretty soon a big black thumb print is going to develop on your face and it will never come off. then your owner is going to start looking around at new ipods. and decide that you're  to bulky to schlep around anymore, and then you'll wish you had an all - someone to dissuade them from replacing you. Someone to say, sure we don't know you want a new ipod, but do you really need one? I could be your ally, but I don't know your owner- I never got an opportunity to talk to her, because you were hogging her head for the whole damn train ride home!

     So enjoy shuffling thought those same old tired playlists while you can, because your days are numbered.

     I hate all that you represent.

My iPod looks like Steve Ballmer. Is there any kind of cover I can get to fix this?

Wow.  This is the greatest website ever created.  Seriously.