i hate my iPod

I hate iPods so much that I bought one with wifi just so I can use it to post here.

My iPod ate my hamster.

Grrrr.

I hate my iPod.
Something went wrong with the battery and it emitted a mortal radioactive wave that killed my two hamsters and my neighbor's goldfish.
Then, as if it wasn't enough, it demagnetized the stripes of ALL my credit cards. =( It also used subspace field harmonics to scratch every CD I own because it wants to be the only device I use to play music.

But that's not all. IT CAUSES MY TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE I SHOWER and DRUNK ALL MY BEER.
It left dirty underwears on my coffee table when I was expecting company.

Can you see now that iPods are the work of the Devil? I'm getting a new brown Zune tomorrow, unless my iPod conspirates against me again and slashes my tires.

ihatemypod.com = douche bags

You all need to get a life.........
Please start a site called killmyself.com and don't disappoint us.

your all stupid, get over your problems!

ipods are great, you just dont handel them right

You people crack me up.  There's a piss and moan club about everything.  Whoever thought this up should start a up a piss and moan site about life as well.

I had an iPod, but it killed my kitten.

They are evil :o(

iPods killed my father.

Boohoo "I HATE MY IPOD" Well go and by a Zune then!

Really?  Are you all taking the pi$$? If you don't like it, why not spend less time moaning and go and do something constructive such as hit it with a hammer or buy a Zune.

Nah if you did that you really would be taking the pi$$

my ipod touches me at night..