Me: "Ok, lets open up iTunes and sync my iPod."
iTunes: "Ok then. Just give me a sec..."
[5 minutes later]
iTunes: "Ok, lets do this thing."
Me: "Finally!"
iTunes: "Just as soon as I update."
Me: "..."
[5 minutes later]
Me: "Ok, so you're ready now, right?"
iTunes: "Fuck you man... I don't have to do SHIT!"
Me: "What the hell just happened!?"
iTunes: "Apple updated my douchebag.exe files."
Me: *Sigh* "Fine, whatever. Can you just put my music on my iPod?"
iTunes: "What iPod?"
Me: "The one in drive F..."
iTunes: "There's no iPod there."
Me: "Yes there is, hold on I'll reconnect it for you..."
iTunes: "I got nothing..."
Me: "...I hate you iTunes..."
iTunes: "Yeah, but what are you gonna do about it?"
Me: "Fuck this. I'm buying a Zune..."
[Fin]
Ben
nick
my ipod touches me at night..
Henry
I have just smashed my 30gb in two with a hammer.
Despite replacing the battery it still gave me short playback and giving me error messages; it even erased itself twice. WTF????
Never again.
Back my cds and radio for the time being
Wimawe
Whats an ipod?
tom .... nom
......My ipod runs away ALL THE TIME! AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHERE THE BLOODY **** IS THE IRFCKIN THING!!!!
podloverhater
I hate iPods so much that I bought one with wifi just so I can use it to post here.
Beige
My iPod ate my hamster.
Grrrr.
Olly
I had an iPod, but it killed my kitten.
They are evil :o(
bennyboi
iPods killed my father.
I hate my iPod.
Something went wrong with the battery and it emitted a mortal radioactive wave that killed my two hamsters and my neighbor's goldfish.
Then, as if it wasn't enough, it demagnetized the stripes of ALL my credit cards. =( It also used subspace field harmonics to scratch every CD I own because it wants to be the only device I use to play music.
But that's not all. IT CAUSES MY TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE I SHOWER and DRUNK ALL MY BEER.
It left dirty underwears on my coffee table when I was expecting company.
Can you see now that iPods are the work of the Devil? I'm getting a new brown Zune tomorrow, unless my iPod conspirates against me again and slashes my tires.
http://www.ihatemyipod.com/hate_71/