I hate my iPod.
Something went wrong with the battery and it emitted a mortal radioactive wave that killed my two hamsters and my neighbor's goldfish.
Then, as if it wasn't enough, it demagnetized the stripes of ALL my credit cards. =( It also used subspace field harmonics to scratch every CD I own because it wants to be the only device I use to play music.
But that's not all. IT CAUSES MY TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE I SHOWER and DRUNK ALL MY BEER.
It left dirty underwears on my coffee table when I was expecting company.
Can you see now that iPods are the work of the Devil? I'm getting a new brown Zune tomorrow, unless my iPod conspirates against me again and slashes my tires.
I hate my iPod.
Something went wrong with the battery and it emitted a mortal radioactive wave that killed my two hamsters and my neighbor's goldfish.
Then, as if it wasn't enough, it demagnetized the stripes of ALL my credit cards. =( It also used subspace field harmonics to scratch every CD I own because it wants to be the only device I use to play music.
But that's not all. IT CAUSES MY TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE I SHOWER and DRUNK ALL MY BEER.
It left dirty underwears on my coffee table when I was expecting company.
Can you see now that iPods are the work of the Devil? I'm getting a new brown Zune tomorrow, unless my iPod conspirates against me again and slashes my tires.
http://www.ihatemyipod.com/hate_71/