i hate my iPod

Me: "Ok, lets open up iTunes and sync my iPod."
iTunes: "Ok then. Just give me a sec..."

[5 minutes later]

iTunes: "Ok, lets do this thing."
Me: "Finally!"
iTunes: "Just as soon as I update."
Me: "..."

[5 minutes later]

Me: "Ok, so you're ready now, right?"
iTunes: "Fuck you man... I don't have to do SHIT!"
Me: "What the hell just happened!?"
iTunes: "Apple updated my douchebag.exe files."
Me: *Sigh* "Fine, whatever. Can you just put my music on my iPod?"
iTunes: "What iPod?"
Me: "The one in drive F..."
iTunes: "There's no iPod there."
Me: "Yes there is, hold on I'll reconnect it for you..."

iTunes: "I got nothing..."
Me: "...I hate you iTunes..."
iTunes: "Yeah, but what are you gonna do about it?"
Me: "Fuck this. I'm buying a Zune..."

[Fin]